the widow and the wodower

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 15-Mar-2012 12:11:05

50th High School Reunion....

He was a widower and she a widow.
They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class
reunions in the last 20 years without fail.

This 50th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles.

They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high. The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.

Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes,..... yes I will!"

The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled.

Did she say “Yes” or did she say “No?” He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening,
but his mind was blank.

He remembered asking the question but for the life of him could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.

First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening.
As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her. "When I asked if you would marry me,
did you say “Yes” or did you say “No?”

"Why you silly man I said, ‘Yes. Yes I will.’ And I meant it with all my heart."

The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.

Then she continued. "And I am so glad you called because I couldn't remember who asked me!”

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 15-Mar-2012 18:54:04

Oh man! Lmaoooo!

Post 3 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Thursday, 15-Mar-2012 21:23:56

Hahaha wow!!!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 16-Mar-2012 8:28:08

Great one, glad you posted it Rachel uhh Becky. Can't remember your name.

Bob (I think)

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 16-Mar-2012 11:24:46

Glad you liked it, Bill/Bob.

Post 6 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 18-Mar-2012 13:25:18

LOL! Old people! Haha! Gotta share with some folks I bet would get a kick out of that! Love your posts!

Post 7 by glori (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2012 13:02:30

Hahahaha!

Very good!

Post 8 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 13-Jul-2012 12:49:30

lol this was great! :)